Yes, how awful of us filthy, horrible, arrogant westerners to disparage religion!

This blows my mind.

So, it's Russell Crowe's kid, right?

"It's interesting to note that Australia, one of the world's highest users of sunscreen, also has one of the highest occurrences of skin cancer."

I appreciate dark wood and leather as much as the next guy, but everything doesn't have to look like a 19th century shipping magnate's office.

When it comes to costumes, I believe in working smarter, not harder.

Lazy? How about one of those name tags with 'Chad' written on it?

How about some white hair-dye and earth-tone clothes?

Fact: Bears, eight; Beets, three.

You win. Also, can the cheerleaders be dressed as the Brides of Funkenstein?

"Potemkin village of amateurism to weed out the weak"

C'mon, let's get serious. When it comes to playing for far longer than anyone thought possible, no one comes close to the Dead.