Psst: your “extremely well qualified”candidate got her ass handed to her by a pus-filled anthromorphic talking hot dog.

This notion that a place like Oregon (4 out of 10 voters went Trump) is so much more enlightened than some “backwater” place like Ohio (5 of 10 for Trump) is silly and not to be taken seriously.

While you “yass queen” people were spending money buying ads in Georgia and dreaming of blue Texas, your “extremely well qualified candidate” couldn’t even win Michigan or Wisconsin and your ideology has led to the total collapse of the Democratic Party at the state and federal level.

This is, by far, a better morning after take than the ones over on The Slot that, so far, are only blaming Gary Johnson, Jill Stein, and their voters.

Counterpoint:

Baldomero Toledo doesn’t think that was a foul.

“Fuck Snow” is right. A licky boom-boom down indeed.

The world would be quite different if 20 minutes watching Youtube could actually change your life.

Wow great Kinja!

It depends on who we’re talking about. The administration bought into the corporate model of education years ago, and they largely don’t know how to even begin to have an honest dialogue about campus climate that goes beyond touting whatever new bells and whistles have been added in any given year to attract more…

2 hours ago.

Will the Democratic debates be as batshit insane as the three hours we witnessed last night?

I don’t think you know what communism or socialism actually mean. Sanders is, truly, party to neither of those ideas in full. Further, what does the qualifier “boring” have to do with the noun “liar?” Would you rather an exciting or entertaining liar who wages a global war and robs its constituency blind?

CONCACAF will never be a truly competitive federation until member nations face relegation to Oceania.

Boosted by the inclusion of historically significant clubs like the New York Cosmos, a handful of rich and ambitious owners, and the absence of a salary cap, the league’s threats of attracting and paying great players that could eventually result in a collection of teams better than what the self-neutered MLS has to…

Because it’s better than selling your soul and living in Dallas.