That’s an open secret, same as at every big college football team. But the characters listed have nothing to do with the payments at Ole Miss.

There is no chance those are real. No bag men ever, ever do business over iMessage. Everything is rigidly scheduled and face-to-face. The boosters who give up their money aren’t even involved at the point of payment. Pretty clear what happened: Someone with an axe to grind (his stepdad or otherwise) who knows about…

As an Astros fan, for several seasons the most joy I got was through Cardinals fans melting down on the internet. My friends, it has started:

Wolfsburg aren’t simply sponsored by Volkswagen, they are a wholly owned subsidiary of the Volkswagen Group. They are basically the company sports club, in the mold of the Springfield Nuclear Power Plant softball team.

The key to the match was Bayern’s wing play. With Costa and Coman/Robben drawing so much attention, it allowed Thiago to have lots of space centrally and inflict the damage he did. Simply put, this game came down to Coman, Costa and Robben vs. Debuchy and Monreal, and therein lies the genius of Pep to orchestrate that…

Didn't cry but I had an anxiety attack with Luke Gregorson on the mound today, and had to call my sister over to monitor me.

WELL WELL WELL ONCE AGAIN

WELL WELL WELL

Spot fucking on. I have cheered for this team and gone to their games since 2002, and I was made fun of for it until about 2011.

Do you know who the fans of this team are now? Those fuckers who made fun of me for a solid decade. Every fatass in Pasadena and Deer Park crookedly slapped on a Texans decal to their lifted…

Of course he’s at risk of becoming the next Sandro Wagner (who actually is only a failure by Bayern’s standards, he’s been fairly good for Hertha), I’m only saying that the prospect of one more season in the Amateure is not an indicator of very much.

Yeah no 20-year-olds in Bayern’s Amateure squad ever go on to do anything worthwhile

Henry did something similar against Bayern in 2009. Butt’s face was bleeding and the match was paused for 10 minutes as they stitched it up:

This should explain things, or cloud the stream even further with Italian mud.

Everything makes sense now. Except for Giovanni Trapattoni's German, or English for that matter. That still doesn't. But everything else.

No complaints from the Gerd Müller cheering section.

I pull literally no water around here, but can the Powers That Be block this 'darkwiz666" character?

I think it has little to do with where you are from, and a whole lot more to do with the culture around a club. Same applies with national teams. If the coach and club present an attitude against diving, then even Djiby Fall would stay on his feet. If you don't follow the Bundesliga or EPL, this can be verified by…

Melrose, first on the scene

This is true. There are balloons there, and streamers and loud people of all colors. And orange soda last time I checked.