I bet he can still clear the rack. As a conditioned athlete, after years upon years of training, and his body adapted to handle the weight, he could still likely retain the ability. Of course, I'm talking about the pastries rack at Panera, but still.

I know what's going on here. He didn't actually go to Louisiana; he just watched lots of True Detective and hoped nobody would notice.

Eddie Murphy and Casper Smart just became the biggest raptor fans in the world.

I'm still seeing this over Maleficent.

The jokes on Sterling. Most of the $2 billion will be paid in unsold Zunes.

Snoop threw a gyroball with a joint in his mouth.

This will explain what happened.

I'm no mathmagician, but the odds of this happening are about the same as getting hit by a truck being driven by a dog, right?

Am I the only one that thinks the redheaded chick with the heisman strap on in the painting is kinda hot? Damn....I really need Jesus in my life.......

He and Jamie Moyer played AA ball together.

I used to do this all the time as a child too. It's called "not having a dad"

Note to self.

Say what you want about Facebook, it's a great birthday calendar for my casual acquaintances.

[First 4 Seconds]: Please Don't Let It Be a Black Person. Please Don't Let It Be a Black Person. Please Don't Let It Be a Black Person.

RA Derek is the dude who, five minutes before class is over and the teacher forgot to collect the homework, yells out, "HEY ARE YOU COLLECTING OUR HOMEWORK TODAY?@!?!?!?!?!!?"

The economic effect an international event has on a city which depends on tourism is front page news asshats.

Tebow>kinja yeah I went there

Did you say 7 5 year olds are drunk at Penn State?