Can just Barry Bond’s first half of his career get elected to the HOF because this is getting beyond ridiculous at this point. 

This is what happens when you let Emmit Smith make your sign for you.

Welp 2019 is off to a kick ass start! R.I.P Mean Gene! 

So what would be the implications if Vince did donate the money to the foundation personally verses being a donation coming from WWE?

How about bringing back the Deadspin HOF. Gritty would’ve been a first ballot inductee! 

When you grow a nutsack on your face I think it’s time to go ahead and throw in the towel!

Just put him the booth already. He’s better than Whitten will ever be. You can keep Whitten around to serve as a buffer between white Christian Americans and the scary big Blackman to appease everybody but please get booger off of that stupid ass cart!

By week 16 his face is gonna be green like the Hulk. 

Talk about putting the GA in MAGA...jeez!!!

“I hope Butler picks Brady off five times in week 10 while wearing a Big Dick Nick undershirt.”

Nope! Once you get the feeling of keeping a little bit of dignity by not having to take your shoes or belt off and go through that body scanner you NEVER want to go back!!!

Somehow I think your apology improvement video was more racist than anything Papa said. 

I think we found our newest candidate for the Deadspin Hall of Fame!!!

C’est bon Kinja!

Wow! It’s sad that the First Lady gave a more affirmative statement praising Lebron for his positives actions as opposed to limp dick response given by MJ.  

Ah go choke on a ham sandwich!

“Fuck you Subaru!”