Thomas Jefferson rapped his slaves and had tons of kids we’re even.

Pretty sure there wouldn’t have been all this outrage if it was Larry Bird accepting that award.

Hard place.......nice....

This is a better picture of what happened

I also actually believed that to be the title of the show, but, this wasn’t the first time deadspin has fooled me “All Takes Matter” anyone? However, as someone who worked retail she is EXACTLY like someone who would ask to speak to a manager!

How did they get the Statue of Liberty back to Ellis island???

You all deserve my star! Now give me you’re jackets so that I can sew one on.

I heard he was sitting and claimed that it was a medical condition sounds to me like a ungrateful BLM memeber they should fire the son of a bitch!

This is awesome. Nothing like breaking the windows of T-Mobile store to celebrate a championship!

Neville Chamberline understands where you’re coming from my friend.

How the hell does everyone make the same traveling joke yet I’m still in the greys. In the words of T.O. you can all kick rocks.

I’m gonna take a stab at this and say that comment has an underlining meaning.

Both beans and corn in chili no good sir you get fucked.

I don’t know what makes me want to vomit more; a person eating 501 wings in 30 minutes, a guy advertising that he eats ass, or a Limp Bizkit coverband. Aww who are kidding come get your trophy Counterfeit. 

When are we gonna address the backlog with the Deadspin Hall of Fame? Piggy Poop Balls and Rocket Frog should have been inducted years ago!

8-bit version of “I Believe I Can Fly” that’s savage level 1000%!

Pretty much. That’s what’s he gets for trying to prove he’s a bonafide stud. As far as those rape charges well sorry Enzo because you can’t beat that.

Ista stara pesma, samo kap vode U beskrajnom moru Sve što se srušimo na zemlju...

His career with Kansas is just dust in the wind now.

I love their ALT white road gear over their current home unis!