I was laughing my ass off until you posted that fact. That made me very sad.

He was purposely trying to blind himself so that he can back out of this whole being President thing. Trumpito is the Wile. E Coyote of Presidents.

Anyone Colin Cowherd and his All Takes Matter crew hates I automatically love.

Nope! It’s all about white sheets!

The pipe organ after that poor guy got nailed was just perfect.

Nope that’s Michael Bay’s standard explosion budget. Read it. It’s in every contract.

As much as I love this guy and his act (especially a finishing move called the Liberal Agenda LOL) after the events of this past weekend for his safety he should retire the gimmick.

The correct answer is any of Iron Man’s suits from the Avengers movies.

Don’t you have a 6 pack of Mountain Dew and some 311 CDs to get to instead of worrying about butt hurt boxing fans???

But most are Eastern European the good type of immigrants not the bad hombres that speak Mexican and refuse to learn English.

Yeah I’m at the point of saying that this is just the biggest troll job in fucking history.

Isn’t that called “Cialis muscles?”

I’d pay to see that!

Best fupa in government.

A spaceship powered from the hot air coming out the mouth of him, Colin Cowherd, Skip Bayless, and Jason Whitlock would awesome!

Please don’t try this in George Zimmerman’s neighborhood kids.  

Am I crazy is part of the challenge having to jump out of a Honda?

Kendrick Lamar approves

This the kind of beef you find in a 50 cent taco.