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So it wasn’t because of your rampant use of the n-word or your tendency to drop kick other kids with your metal baseball spikes?

I klan see what you did with that one.

Unless you name is Brad Pitt the correct answer to that question is zero.

Is Boston really the most racist city in America? Everybody likes to joke about the Patriots and their blizzard offense, but is the makeup of that roster a reflection of the will of the fan base?

You’re a socialist Muslim loser if you don’t like those uniforms!

ECW!!! ECW!!! ECW!!!

+1 Real American

Your calculator...err...light meter app...err...breathalyzer app must be off.

Wine in a box is my dark horse upset pick.

I believe that honor goes to Dustin Fox.

Is Steve King moonlighting as the director of player personnel for the Patriots?

+14 words

Wrong. That is one of the bad hombres Trump’s wall is gonna keep out!

When I hear the term “popular YouTuber” my response is well...take it from here Boogie!

+400 years of working really hard for less

“This is not a joke! My real article said black people beat their kids because their ancestors were slaves!”

State Troopers in La have Tahoes so add that to the list of family transportation vehicles to be on the lookout for.

Are we sure it wasn’t Bill Pullman who died?

Moonlight should win but won’t win because everyone in Trump’s America will say it’s a token award in response to last years #OscarsSoWhite controversy. There I said it fight me.