Popped a Molly I'm sweating hoo!

Bless your heart because I know football season is now close with the first schiano man reference of the summer.

“Suicide Squad of race-baiting hot-takers.”

“I’m just here so I won’t get fried”

Even Cristian Bale thinks Urban Meyer needs to lighten up

J.K. Rowling was like “Alacazam fuck you bitch!

PSN should be stabbed repeatedly in the stomach like Jon Snow

✌🏿+2 fingers left

When they wouldn’t let him in at 3:45 he was like fuck these tardy hospital times I have a Golden Corral buffet to get to.

Dude! J.J. Watt is the T-1000 version of “Merica Fuck You!”

The only inexplicably amazing thing about Luke Ridnour is that he has been in the league for over a decade.

You made me do this

By the pervy look in dad’s eye I say he told his son what to do with the intention of getting him laid.

Don Lemon is history’s greatest villain!

That’s like saying the guy turning on the gas at Auschwitz wasn’t so bad because he gave a couple of kids some peppermints.

The devil or just psycho sid’s daughter