Not really his defense team sucked big floppy donkey balls. Do you realize how hard it is to convict someone with first degree murder. Shit he would’ve had a better chance with Lawyerin’ Joe Amendola!

The most impressive thing in that clip is the fact that Korea has giga wifi

Horrible ugly jerseys for an equally horrible ugly team. Cleveland Rocks!

What kind of std has Jetes picked up to make him look like A-Rod?

What kind of std has Jetes picked up to make him look like A-Rod?

I'm seeing a lot of post touting the benefits of certain underwear, however I'm also seeing that average price is $20 a pair. I'm I that out of touch or is that going price nowadays. Are people actually changing their underwear regularly? If so I find spending that much on underwear frivolous. I can get a 5 pack of…

I'm seeing a lot of post touting the benefits of certain underwear, however I'm also seeing that average price is…

I'm on a plane with cocaine and I'll never hit a ball again!

How in the fuck do you sit and wipe your ass?

I have never wanted to punch someone in the face more than I do now....

He was J.H. no not “just hammered” but “Josh Hamilton’d”

Skyfall not the best bond movie thus far? Meet me in Temecula.

I don't want a motorcycle anymore thanks guy martin!

Never met a plain looking Afro-Latina. If I could meet a plain looking Afro-Latina I could die a happy man.

I hit the gym 4x a week, go to a barber and not supercuts, member of dollar shave club, and have a big bottle of bleu de chanel. It's that 11% that I can overcome bro.

Just got my braces off

I was speaking more or less to my own desperation. Well since most if not all women are turned off to my appearance, I at times have broken down and flashed my material goods in an effort to attract anyone looking for the most basic of needs. The thought was you can be handsome or if not if had some measure of…

Where is the guide for ugly dudes like me that used to be poor and ugly in his 20s but is now an accomplished professional. I thought people would start to cut the superficial bullshit in their 30s and look more for people that mentally stable and are good providers. Online dating doesn't work for me. I couldn't even…

I have two words for those two financial geniuses: Antoine Walker

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