"Quit saying bad things about me that are true!" said Aaron Sorkin as he shoved his hands deeply in his pockets, put his head down to his chest and kicked the nearest rock.

those comments, on the surface, do suck, but can I ask why you posted them? Are you implying we shouldn't feel as much compassion for him because he said something bad one time?

I knew every song. Do I have to turn in my adult card somewhere?

I would like to apologize on the behalf of New Zealand for this horrible excuse for a human being. Most of us a better than that filth.

Every fucking time I post something about tipping, someone has to come in with "it's so much better in OUR country!" YES. WE KNOW. WE FUCKING KNOW THIS BY NOW. The only thing your repeated trumpeting of this fact that WE ALL KNOW BY NOW accomplishes is that it taunts servers who have to put up with this shit in…

AND they didn't even rinse all the soap off the plates before serving! JEEZ, YOU GUYS, WTF.

Right? "Hey if you could just forget about having any kind of emotional reaction to a traumatic experience and follow a series of steps that I've laid out for you in 140 characters or less, that will fix everything. If you shower, too fuckin bad." Shut uuuuup, Jill Scott.

"Rape is a despicable, cowardly crime...."

We have faith that our courts will provide justice for the survivors and that this step will aid in their healing process.

I really, really struggle with this. Historically I've worked as a day shift bartender, a brunch bartender, a supper club bartender, and now I work at a fancy-ish joint that serves wine and beer. In none of these situations are people really getting fucked up, but I genuinely feel that it's irresponsible for anyone to…

Along with the insane licensing costs.

"Penetration by any object 'associated with violence'"

Yeah, this is definitely some anti-woman pleasure bullshit.

No, that royally pissed me off. Let's ban male ejaculation while we're at it.

Am I the only one who thinks that banning female ejaculation is the most offensive?

I don't watch BDSM porn but how is female ejaculation associated with it?

Well shit, now they have to re-write the whole fifth season of Downton Abbey.

I don't really feel any sense of outrage when it comes to alcohol markups. Yes, the physical product is heavily marked up. But the restaurant also has to pay for initial an ongoing training for wine/cocktail programs and pay to absorb liability costs. Plus, you know, all of the other costs associated with running a…

Fun fact, your body naturally produces formaldehyde and so there's already about 16 mg of formaldehyde in your blood.

Maybe. But I really think "Sea Muppet" would be a better name for that guy.