I worked at the Virgin Megastore in the 90's when he released his book and did an in-store and he was actually very polite and kind to everyone. Like, he was only supposed to sign like fifty books, but he made sure that he stayed several hours past his scheduled time so that every single fan that showed up got to see…

OMG I would have thrown them in the holy water!

I tried last year and ended up with slightly cool Thin Mints. I remain hopeful for this year though. If at first you don't succeed, at least you have a tummy full of cookies!

Look who has the self control to stop at one sleeve. Show off.

You both just shut your dirty whore mouths right there.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yvHjpR…

After all that, I was waiting for him to say, "And now, I am pleased to present to you......

I believe it was Tina Fey who said: "Helen Mirren is not proof that there are parts for older women, Helen Mirren is proof that there are parts for Helen Mirren."

If you are trying to pretend that you're still the young buck when you're my age, it just doesn't work.

Somehow I think that baby is going to dance exactly that same way when he's 40.

On a somewhat related note, a friend's mom posted an article from a known conservative click bait site about how egregious it is for Obama to go to Hawaii with his family during the holidays. How it means he's dragging along his entire staff to such a horrible, miserable destination when they should be with home their…

Isn't there only one real response to any Republican who complains about President Obama's golf habits?

It's true. Ever been to Sweden, Germany or any other European countries that have banned spanking (some for decades)? It's horrible. Parents there are completely powerless and have lost all control of the children- angry 7 year olds rule those nations. They roam the streets in adorable packs, striking fear in the…

In the alternate universe where she survives to old age, I imagine her having Betty White's job.

Every single time I put on my uniform and arrive at work, I sit on the edge of my seat for hours, hardly able to contain my excitement as I eagerly await hearing the following phone exchange:

Dad- "Hello, police department? Could you please send an officer out to watch me slap someone around a little bit? Not hard…

You're right, kids these days do SEEM to have a lot of problems. It's the same way that violence SEEMS to be on the rise, even though it isn't. You can't just declare "poor science" and call it a day, you know.

A world where people are persuaded to use their words or other actions to settle differences and disputes before resorting to causing physical harm?

I would prefer that we get to supervise THEIR use of force.

Well, I'm guessing that the employees weren't given a choice as to whether they wanted to work those days or not and they aren't being given sufficient extra pay (if any at all) to work those hours. I wouldn't have a problem with it if there were enough employees willing to work those hours for the extra money and…