Technically, ma soeur. But yes. I've apparently been Kinja'd.

Awww. My cat statue picture from my original post didn't show up :-( Sheesh. It's not like it was being offensive or anything. Just hanging out. Looking cute. With its paws in the air like it just don't care.

Good for you. I hate exercise. I'd rather die at 60 than spend an hour a day my entire life exercising. I'm glad you're happy with your choices, and I'm happy with mine. No one person's perfect is perfect for anyone else.

That was adorable.

About a million cat statues would like to disagree with you.

Do NOT believe the lie written on the bag of microwave popcorn. 3-5 minutes on high will cause a fire. That microwave will need to be replaced.

They have some sort of pecan twist thing that is from the gods. But all else they sell can go up in flames and I wouldn't care.

My childhood parish's priest was accused, and cleared. No one at the parish thought he did it. Although, they did the right thing, and put him on some sort of leave while they sorted it all out, rather than transferring him to another parish. Transferring any kind of "problem" is a BS response, and I see it done all…

I was seriously wondering if he was pretending some sort of 21 Jump Street thing.

Smaller spaces = less physical footprint to dust, vaccuum, wipe down, etc. YMMV, but my studio was easier to keep clean than my 2 bedroom is.

What keeps them from cleaning is laziness.

I never understood the whole "mom's cooking" thing. My mom burned spaghetti. Of course, my dad couldn't make cereal. We ate out a lot.

I agree. I live alone (luckily) and I think I probably have closer to a stereotypical man's concept of "clean enough." I clean to keep away bugs, or if company is coming over. Otherwise, you can't get me to clean over, say ... reading.

Maybe she believes that the baby's soul will reincarnate the next time she gets pregnant?

I appreciate them not having the man in the middle, just for symmetry.

I understand comedy. It's subjective. I'm sure I could find somethings that you don't think are funny at all. (I won't take that up as a challenge, though. ;-) )

Quite often, thanks.

Ok, that was the best response possible. You win.

Regardless of the reason why, that is a woman who seems to be in pain. The fact that you find that hilarious is a little telling about you. So yeah, if you find the pain of people hilarious, there's little chance you're going to find the pain of animals a problem.

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