I'll take GinAndTonic's cupcake, please. And also a gin & tonic.

Fuck those assholes. You rob someone, beat them, and leave them in the middle of the woods, but that's just not enough? You have to strip them naked too?? Why the hell are people so shitty?

Well done. Now tweet that, and start the rumors!!

Did anyone read the *rest* of her tweets? She's like an ebola conspiracy factory. I wouldn't place too much stock in her reporting skills.

Because they're professionals. I'm decidedly amateur. I announce I'm adjusting my hair *while* he's coming, and then he gets all offended and I'm like "What??"

Good catch! I mis-read that, too, the first time.

I used to walk half a block to my bus and carried an open pocket knife. I still got hit on. I was like "Damn! I need a bigger knife!!" Instead, I moved. I was lucky.

At least those are being done by actual fans following them on fb. Ostensibly, those are people who would rate that author highly anyway. That's nowhere near as bad as paying someone. IMHO.

OK. I did laugh at "Think of the kids, Jules." There was some asshole sexist shit in there, but the end was kind of funny.

Marrying someone as a legal tactic you will need in 2038 is a hell of a long con.

Yeah, I gotta go on record to say I hate this headline. I think you could have been much more respectful, and still gotten clicks.

Wait until the person is into you (figuratively) before you invite them to watch you snap into a Slim Jim.

Here.

Is that doubling down, or tripling down?

That is a very valid point.

Oooooh. My mistake.

Pretty much. She was proved to be in possession of a three breast prosthesis. That's enough for the court of public opinion.

Throat rap. Throat singing. I can see why someone would draw parallels.

You've been very polite in your responses, no matter how vitriolic the comment. I admire you.

I have a rule against crossover fanfic, but for Loki/Hermione....I just might break it.