He was going to go with “We can’t have the slaves running the plantation” but his sensitivity training clicked in.

You know I’m being facetious, right? You probably couldn’t even pull this thing out of your driveway without scrubbing the Hell out of it.

You should buy it and road street race it.

Lots of it, my friend.

You certainly ARE calling him a liar.Or at least you’re telling us not to believe him...Which may be semantically different. But still puts you on the side of “Cops are infallible until my unmeetable standards are met”.

There are the moved goalposts! Bennett “gives his side of the story”, we’re told “wait to see if there’s any video evidence” to support what NO ONE has any real need to doubt — that a tough guy with a badge and a gun decides that the large guy running away from gun shots is the perp and gets all heavy — video evidence…

You’re an engineer, which explains why you have no understanding of libel law.

Here you go. To find this study, I took on the arduous task of clicking through to the only outside story linked in this one. It was indcredibly diffiult and you’re very lucky I was able to click through one whole hyperlink to bring you this info

“I see a yellow car and I want to paint it black...”

To sune

To boost sales, promoters say that, immediately following the fight, Mayweather will face McGregor in a spelling bee.

I think I see the mistake Corey made in the ad that led to the cop assuming it was drugs...

Oh god yes, pretentious and basic is a great way to describe it. I don’t know if there’s a joke I’m not in on or the style guide simply says, “Fuck it, just throw shit against the wall and see what gets clicks.”

Given Felix’s rapidly deteriorating production, and Paxton’s injury history, the only starter the M’s currently have that I can trust to actually a) make his scheduled start and b) probably not completely shit the bed while doing so is Ariel F*cking Miranda.

If only 9/11 didn’t happen...

SB Nation is hot garbage, but Lookout Landing gets one thing absolutely right, and it’s their logo:

Okay then, let’s call it the european, australian and new zelandean SNES.

People liked his old book?

It is really awful

This seems like as good a place as any to mention that I purchased and read Ready Player One on a whim this weekend and I thought it sucked.