I’ll second the notion of Bryan taking off during Team Hell No. He was still seen in some circles as a guy short on sustainable charisma, but he and Kane absolutely killed what shouldve been another “wacky tag team who can’t get along!” misfire. I think Bryan’s work convinced most fans who were on the fence that he…

Cool story bro. (Totally serious.)

It’s not removing the seats, it’s HONORING them!!!!

“What do you want to be when you grow up lil Johnny?”

Buy the used 7-series, sell the engine and swap with an LS until the car’s free?

It does feel like Nathan wants to write for deadspin instead. But Totilo is such a terrible editor that he lets his friends write about whatever they want on kotaku.

Classic relevant video game post to be shared on Kotaku

I think the money would go muuuuuuch better to buy Jalopnik from Gawker Media, myself.

The same reason people watch ballet or figure skating.

What I’m looking for is Miller High Life. Which, in some places, costs only $7 for a six-pack.

What’s your point? The NFL is a joke, one that everyone is already aware of.

Perhaps this information belongs in the post (possibly before the link to buy raffle tickets)?

Yeah, it’s bad: http://www.tampabay.com/americas-worst…

Dream Giveaway has a Corvette raffle supporting Kids Wish Network.

Awesome car. Seems like Dream Givaway is a bit of a sketchy organization though.

You bought the right kind of GT-R.

It's missing a pedal...

The best part of having your own runway to screw around on is no Virginia police (sorry, Patrick) and no walls (sorry again, Patrick.)

Clearly the answer is Miata and $50,000 worth of upgrades.

you at kinkos straight flipping copies.