Hi—I’d like you to explain the implicit logic behind the argument in this bad internet comment. You seem to be saying that rather than looking into whether stories are true or not, we should just take people at their word and run what they say. Is that what you’re saying? If so, what made you arrive at this position?…

So the Broncos are trying to sway the officials by complaining that Brady tries to sway the officials.

Stories like this are really important for people who wave away concerns about concussions with “they knew what they were getting into when they chose football.” They really, really didn’t. When most of today’s pro players started out in the game, they knew about the possibility of physical damage but the neurological…

To be fair, Eddie Lacy is a size 0 in Wisconsin.

Feast Mode.

With the second pick of the 2016 NFL draft, the Cleveland Browns pick....

You sir, are a fucking idiot.

Guess you had to be there.

Hi, bear!

That must take a lot of inner strength to do, regardless of the time of day.

“He should be apologizing for all the goddamn weeds in his yard.”

“Hey Antonio, this is only $3 a bottle and will have your head clear by Sunday afternoon!”

Another Oscar snub due to whitewashing

“But rather than letting perfect be the enemy of good, let’s acknowledge that this is at least a step in the right direction.”

the public would at least get a slightly better deal in exchange for gifting hundreds of millions of dollars to billionaires. It’s not much, but it’s something

I think the most unbelievable part of the patrolman’s story is that he didn’t repeatedly shoot Chandler Jones.

Makes sense, seeing as both take about 14 shots before they get a point

Yep, you cracked the case.

Attempts to recall a similar instance where a slightly-premature celebration was penalized are escaping us.