"It's a miracle I ever actually destroy anything."
"Oh, I don't know, you managed to destroy just about everything today: the heroes, the villains, the lines between them, my childhood."

I actually would've liked to see if that fermented crab tricked worked with those two guys using it at a brothel. But hey, killing them is cool too.

"Listen to me, c*nt."

#FiveSeasonsAndAMovie

"It's cool, 'cause we're all orphans, right?"
"We're not black."

All I can really say is, holy shit, what an improvement on Webby. Kate Micucci fits her perfectly. And man, is it so good to hear that earworm of a theme song again. Unlike some other recent cartoon reboots (looking at you, Powerpuff Girls), this one looks like it actually has a reason to exist.

Last August, we got Sausage Party and Kubo and the Two Strings. This August, we get an unwanted sequel to a terrible South Korean-animated talking-animal movie that came out in the dead of January three years ago. How depressing.

If Bokeem Fucking Woodbine can't save this show, nobody can.

American Dad! Discussion Thread: “Family Plan”

"I want the police to take me!"

Nah, Jerry's still the fucking worst. But Beth certainly isn't far behind.

I loved the little detail in his explosion computer message where it said "fuck you" in tiny parentheses before it went off.

My guess is it probably belongs to their neighbor Gene, who needs to mind his own goddamn business.

The bullshit she'll put up with and even embrace just to ensure her dad will stay her in her life really is appalling. It only makes one wonder what could possibly push her over the edge and renounce him completely.

C-137

Jerry's stench of failure was still there. It forever hovers over the failures of his kids and spiteful ex-wife.

"That, Morty, is why you don't go to therapy."

Tasha calling Lawrence out on his bullshit was so oddly satisfying. But what the fuck, Molly? Turning down SZA tickets oughta be a goddamn crime.

My personal favorite:

"Okay, c'mon, this can't really be the way I go out. This is the mega-genius equivalent of dying on the toilet."