Dat album cover tho

I really hope there'll be some kind of soundtrack from this show, 'cause goddamn, the music choices were great.

You just had to use that fucking header photo, didn't you?

"You've been reminding me of her all day, stomping around, breathing like a pug."

Hey, anything would be better than The Amazing Spider-Man 2. Sony really dropped the ball hard on that whole Andrew Garfield Spidey era.

Keep on dreaming. We'll all be fucking dead by the time it comes back.

THAT'S THE START OF SEASON 3! THAT'S THE START, MOTHERFUCKER! "I DON'T GIVE A FUCK" IS MY NEW CATCHPHRASE! FUCK YOU! THAT'S SEASON 3 UP IN YOUR FACE, MOTHERFUCKER! YEAH!

With the minor exception of Captain Underpants, this is turning out to be a miserable fucking summer for animated movies. Another boring-ass Cars sequel, this Minion-infested piece of shit, a movie about goddamn emojis, and a fucking theatrical follow-up to The Nut Job. If this is the future of kid's entertainment,…

You had me at Edgar fucking Wright. I'm gonna enjoy the fuck out of this.

Of course a fucking wipe warmer for her baby would be the one thing that makes her shout with excitement. Marjorie continues to be a mystery.

"What if you trim the topiary around the edges?"
"Nobody's gonna trim the topiary. I'm not a porn star."
"You could be, but you chose politics."

Seeing as how Marjorie is one of the parents, the kid will probably habitually curse with a gratingly monotone voice. But at least Richard could still save him from being a complete cynic.

I guess that would make Richard a mix of Butters and Token.

You're goddamn right.

The absence of Sufe Bradshaw this season has definitely been felt. I miss her deadpan delivery and unabashed hatred of everyone around her.

One more thing:
"Yale pulled out without even cumming on my tits? Things sure have changed since I went to college."

But he'll never get paid in respect. That's the curse of being Mike McClintock.

"I have two things for you to do. They're important. Can you handle it?"
"Of course. Yes, absolutely, sir."
"One: get the fuck away from me. Two: stay the fuck away from me."

"Nobody likes a tattletale, Marjorie."

Yeah, didn't think anything could emotionally trigger Richard, but his face as he walked away was damn chilling.