"PoopFare?! You reckless child!"

These two idiots both represent the absolute fucking worst of news reporting. Two chimps flinging their own shit at each other would make for a more informative interview.

"It would make me very happy to pour boiling metal down Keenan Feldspar's asshole."
"How would that even work?"
"Flip and pour."
"He's gonna run, and then you're slowly chasing him, trying not to spill your vat of boiling metal. You're gonna look like a fucking idiot."
"Fuck you."

Eat my fucking shorts, Fallon.

"Shove it up your bleached ass."

That sure as hell was one of the most gruesome finales I've seen for any show, but it still worked. Scoop obliviously killing himself and his brother was the icing on the cake. Really hope we'll get a third season, though. A new Murphy kid making shit even worse for Frank would be great.

This show is a fucking slap in the face to the original series. Rachel Bloom rapping about her "sex junk" was the nail in the coffin.

Making Phillip a flat-out fucking psycho masquerading as an innocent-looking dweeb was pretty goddamn brilliant. His home life must somehow be even more fucked-up than Bill's.

Swango and Wrench is the most perfect crime show name already. Make it happen, FX!

That shot of Varga eating rocky road on the toilet is the stuff of nightmares. But man, oh, man, was it fucking satisfying to see Nikki and Wrench have the upper hand on that son of a bitch and his last-living henchman. Never doubt the power of a fake grenade.

Of course you'd crap out another bland sequel from your least creative franchise, Pixar. All the more reason to sell more China-made Cars merch to the 6-year-old boys who love this shit, right?

"This party's gonna be shit on ice. That's a good thing."

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"I can't be partners with someone whose judgment I can't trust."

"I tried to explain to him that Birmingham ranks low on the jihadi to-do list."
"Did you tell him your first name is Mohammad?"

The limo scene killed me too.

"I can tell you that the diary is not in your ass crack because I have had a very good view of the strawberry fields for the last hour."

Mike continuing to bring up cello bow rosin was my favorite bit, especially when it led to him using a cringey pun like "rosinated."

"DON'T MIND US! WE JUST WANNA KNOW THE TRUTH!"
"Please don't yell at me, strange boy."
"I like her."

"Chapter 32: T.G.I. Liedays - Why You Shouldn't Date Any of the Bartenders at T.G.I. Fridays, Especially Dave"