Ashi showed absolutely no goddamn mercy in this one. Taking out an entire army and her evil master/mother in a single go was one of the most impressive action sequences I've seen in a long time. But even I wasn't prepared for the return of old Jack, classic white robe and all! The endgame is closing in fast and I…

It's been two weeks and I'm still blasting "DNA." out of my car like an asshole.

This album is sonically all over the fucking place, and I mean that in the best way possible. I fucking missed these cartoon weirdos.

"They make you wanna slit your wrists, in a good way" is the most accurate description for every goddamn character on this show.

[in German] "Well, then, um… action?"

"Look, I'm just following orders."
"Wha? That's what the Nazis said!"
"Okay, yeah. Tell me about Nazis."

Or just general unfathomable pinheadery.

Mine was:

It was simultaneously weird and amazing to hear Gene's "Mmmm" noise coming out of another character's mouth.

That's not what the subtitles on my computer screen said.

"You're just a widdle whore for the cuddles, huh?"

"No one uses Telex anymore."
"So that's why nobody writes me back."

"High glasses, dark hair, gray at the temples, mouth like somebody used a tomato capper to scoop out a pig’s asshole and glued it under his nose."

"You borrowed a million dollars from a guy without knowing his first name. I'm not asking a question, I'm just assessing the level of stupidity."

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That coffee cup shot sure was fucking gorgeous.

"Planetariums are so stressful! Why didn't you warn us, Neil deGrasse Tyson?!"

"Balls to the Wall" Handball Supply in the other intro got me too.

Also great:
"Why don't you use Gary's sperm? It's just sitting there, gathering dust."
[Gary nervously laughs] "Well, if it came to that…"

[in high-pitched H. Jon Benjamin voice] "THIS IS AMAZING!"