Furlong hasn't had a bad line yet on the show. For as little screen time as he gets, he sure fucking makes it count.

"He's just gotta go to a laundromat, meet a girl, take her to a movie, little chit-chat, couple free drinks, standard hayjay and a cab home, and a year later, he's a father. Why do you make it so goddamn complicated?"
"You know, one time I tried hitting on a girl at a laundromat. For somebody with broken English, she…

"Amy Brookheimer just hung up on me. Doesn't get any lower than that, does it?"

"I will not participate in your documentary. You'll want me to say funny, bitchy one-liners about Crawford. I won't do it. She was a professional. We did one picture together. Our lives intersected. That's it. I don't have anything more to say."

"I LOVE CIGARS AND BRANDY! NOW I FINALLY SEE WHY PEOPLE WANNA BE RICH!"

I guess that would make Amy his Dee. [shudders]

American Dad! and Angie Tribeca are new too. Just putting that out there.

His "Go on, man. Get out of here." to him was as hysterical as it was heartbreaking. Jared without his Richard is like a fucking sheep without his shepherd.

I'd take Todd's party over the other one any day. Getting drunk, dancing to shitty music and watching Milk in the dark is a lot similar to my weekend nights.

Wu-Tang Band Ain't Nuthing ta Jump Wit!

Considering she seemed to have the blackest heart of them all, I'm not surprised she wouldn't wanna have anything to do with them anymore. But I sure fucking miss her.

Also, Gary trying to correct Selina about his family:
"There is zero inbreeding in my family."
"That's not true at all."
"And only one case of schizophrenia, but my uncle-grandpa had her sterilized and we are all good."

"How the fuck long was that kid here for?"
"I think just since today, but I can't be sure."

I lost my shit when it cut to him trying to awkwardly tuck in his shirt right after screaming, "I will kill you in your face!"

"The bathrooms are that way."

This and American Crime Story are easily the best things to Ryan Murphy's name. If every season after this can keep up this one's level of quality and complexity, the Golden Age of FX can only get bigger and better. I can already see those Emmys for Lange and Sarandon.

"Careful, please. He's gonna peel out."

"Look, if this new Internet is the man of your dreams and this is the man you wanna fuck, then you need to fuck him. That man I will pay you to fuck."

I'm glad we're all in agreement that Carrie Coon and Regina King jumping on a trampoline to Wu-Tang is the best fucking thing ever.

All signs point that he will, but I'm kinda hoping he and Ashi don't become romantically involved in the end and just stay friends. But who are we kidding? It's probably gonna happen.