This was a straight-up A for me. Aubrey Plaza's cemented herself as one of the best villains on TV today, and the fact that she's sticking around for season two's got me more fucking pumped than ever. You already know what to do, Emmy voters.

Welp, looks like I'll be having extra fucking nightmares tonight.

So Jenna Elfman goes from starring in a movie with the Looney Tunes to starring in a soon-to-be-cancelled show with whatever the fuck that midget yeti thing's supposed to be? Makes sense.

Stephen King's Stranger Things?

"He looks like the only white waiter in a Chinese restaurant."

That show was so fucking great, and I'll especially love it for introducing me to Brian Posehn. She really needs to star in a regular series again.

The slo-mo shot of everyone's faces as Meatman exploded was easily the best, though.

Nope, Marissa Jaret Winokur.

And just 30 seconds after he said "I'm unfuckable now." Classic Elijah.

This was great too:

Her typical "Marnie" breakdown in the pawn shop before the owner snapped some goddamn sense into her pretty much solidifies why she'll never truly be able to change.

The A.V. Club

"Hey, excuse me. I've lived here for three months and you haven't once tried to get me a warm-up gig."
"That's right, Steve. And that's because the one time I set you up with a meeting with a producer, you tried to fuck her and it was super smarmy."
"Uh, I didn't try to fuck her. She tried to fuck me… and succeeded. She…

The New Zealand exchange kid naïvely going along with Sasha's scheme killed me, especially when he started offering everyone his "chesties."

Damn, was this a great pair of episodes, and they had some of the best lines of the season:

This episode hit an "A" for me when Elijah pronounced "Hannah" with an English accent for no reason.

And Jessa hopefully alone for the rest of her miserable, pathetic fucking life. And judging by next week's promo, that just might happen.

And when it cut to those casting assholes looking bored and eating chips like what they had just witnessed was nothing, I shoved both my middle fingers to the screen.

Seriously, this is getting fucking ridiculous. Even if Zosia was working on other projects during the filming of this season, it's a shame she couldn't find the time to be in it more. I can only hope she'll show up somewhere before the finale.

It's amazing we even got a full-on Elijah episode before the show's end. Fingers crossed we do get that spinoff now more than ever, 'cause he fucking needs it!