Lucky for you, that day will come next month… when the series ends.

They'd probably give him a prosthetic dick like Matthew Rhys' last week anyway.

The fact that it topped the WTFness of Desi chugging a full glass of water in one painfully long gulp made it all the funnier. Not to mention Marnie getting called out on her bullshit that way felt so damn right.

- Mike Pence, probably

"And I didn't even get this one from sex. I just walked around in wet underwear for a couple of days."
[giggles] "You're gross!"

Her lack of emotion while Adam and Jessa were pitching their movie idea to her like a couple of assholes, trying to keep her pregnancy secret for the time being, was especially fantastic. Lena really doesn't get enough props for her acting, but man, when it's good, it's fucking good.

"I have bruises all over my body from the two-hour massages I need to deal with the stress of your addiction."

"Plus, you're pregnant."

I would watch Mrs. Doubtwater in a fucking heartbeat, though.

"I've never seen a man this naked be this smug."

Telling an old man not to waste the rest of his life watching that Scrubs complete series box set was great enough.

"You think touring comedians are like preachers?"
"Yeah, exactly. Except we're better than priests because we're not lying."

Not the strongest pilot, but I got some laughs out of it. Cool to see Adam Pally again, though.

Oh, yeah, this is gonna be a really fun series. Tucci dropping that unexpected C-bomb sold me even more than the promos did.

Guess it's about that time in the season where it veers from "decent B quality" to "dismal C quality." What a strange, confusing life this show continues to live.

That presidential funeral succession joke alone earned this an A for me. Won't be a surprise if it comes true at this point.

Who the fuck approved that deer? On a show like this, that shit's unacceptable.

"I'll even let Snow White sit on your husband's face. Maybe Dumbo can take a squat on yours."

She was busy reading Kellyanne's rough draft for her historical account of the Bowling Green massacre.

Her Kate impression was pretty spot-on too. She may keep impersonating celebrities with similar nasally voices in every sketch she's in, but she does it fucking well.