Nope, but it should've been.

"I don't know what you'd even call this… I'm gonna call it a Gremblygunk."

You never fucking go full Steve Harvey.

Amy Adams is a shoo-in for Best Actress Who Will Never Win Best Actress.

Guess he did go quietly into the night after all. R.I.P.

"Oh, my fucking God. I touched your dick. You pulled your dick out and I touched your dick. What the fuck? And now it's still out. You didn't even put it away. I can see your dick. It's right there."

"God, I hope someone writes a book about what a c*nt I am someday."
"Do you?"
"Yeah, obviously. What would be better than to, like, ruin someone's life with your wanton sex appeal and, like, icicle-sharp intellect? But I'm half-Jewish, so I don't really see that happening for me."

"T.J., is there something you want me to say?"
"Just say my name and Yogi Bear 3D. They know who I am."
"You're Yogi Bear?"
"No, I'm Ranger Jones, okay?"
"I like that movie. Justin Timberlake was Boo-Boo."

“In my graduate thesis, I coined the term ‘helicopter parent.’ But these gems, they’re fucking kamikazes.”

"Bloodfry" does have a nice ring to it.

Yeah, he's definitely become too grating a character on his own, but pairing him with someone with a rational mindset like Steven works for me. Although, seeing him butt heads with Peridot would be pretty fucking hilarious.

Mine:
"Hey, Dad. I'm back. Blog, blog, blog."
"That was really good."

"Her gem weapon's a sword, huh? She totally ripped that off from me."

The fact that these generic-ass, poorly dubbed, Walmart-bargain-bin-quality CGI movies keep popping up in theaters everywhere is bad enough, but do they have to fucking overshadow the actually good ones? I'm still waiting for My Life as a Zucchini and The Red Turtle to show up somewhere near my city.

Also, this:
"Chip, are you mad at me because Dale and I had sex?"
"No, I'm not mad at you, Martha. You can [car horn] whoever you want. You can [car horn] my mom if you want."

Yeah, this town has a pretty fucked-up relationship with maple syrup.

He'll always be the best thing about this show, and I genuinely hope Christine finds happiness with Ken. Hell, any kind of happiness at this point.

Maruyama was great in that small role. Her munching on dirty peanuts and showing off her cheaply designed website to Chip were such perfect details.

"So, what's next?"
"Well, how do you feel about taking a shift in the dunk tank?"
"You said shift, right?"

The only fucking thing I got out of Shrek is that the music of Smash Mouth is a crime against humanity.