Seeing Garnet's eyes really made it all the better. You know she ain't fucking around when she takes those shades off.

I, like many others, couldn't help myself and binged the whole event weeks ago, but Greg's existential freakout over seeing himself get storyboarded still got me just the same.

"You put on airs as a politician. You still haven't figured out you've run up against a politician far cannier than you… me."

I thought that was Rae Sremmurd since they did a whole song about it.

"You're doing it! You're blowing their freaking minds!"

Bobby Moynihan as a Where the Wild Things Are-esque monster talking to a therapist about his crippling sex addiction automatically fucking earned this an A.

"Bad and Boujee" is such an enjoyably trashy song, so I can't really complain about a whole album like it.

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"Maybe giving you a joke book I found in a landfill wasn't the best idea."

"Don't ask, don't tell. That's my motto."

His singing of "Joy to the World" made it that much better. His enthusiasm of picking gum from under the bleachers gave me good laugh too.

It's still hard to come to terms with Jughead - fucking Jughead - being played by one of the twins from The Suite Life of Zack & Cody.

Such a great episode. The flashing back and forth from Chip's rodeo clown days to him running from the cops was done in such a perfectly uneasy way. Even the camera shot leading up to Morpheus' obvious death was chilling as hell. I can only imagine how much darker the show will get from here.

You mean Games Bookstore?

"Normal, normal. [in deep voice] So, uh, you got any weekend plans? Doing anything fun for the weekend?"
"You're really bad at this, man."

If it's anything like his other movies, it'll be three straight hours of explosions and girls in tight shorts while Bay celebratorily masturbates all over his Transformers money offscreen.

Star continues being an insufferable bitch and the songs are still forgettable and generic as hell. I can tell this is gonna be the show's formula for as long as it's still a thing.

Surprised Universal is still releasing this shit after all the backlash from that TMZ video. I, for one, can't wait to see how fucking badly it bombs over the next couple of weeks.

Frank: "I'm threatened by 'em."

Dennis buying a giant timer to mark their 24 hours was also gold.