By the way, the NEW AMERICAN DAD! CHRISTMAS SPECIAL is on tonight.

His evil, all-knowing hairpiece does the reading for him.

Her last years on Earth must've been a living hell. At least she's finally at peace now.

"The hell am I gonna feed that thing?"

"When it was time for me to go, Krinklemaus hands him a magic stick and this son of a bitch steps up to the plate and cracks me in the back of the knee with it, and I dissolve into a closed Bank of America 15 miles from my house. And I trip some sort of alarm, so the cops show up, and mind you, I'm still pantsless, so…

And the never-ending cycle of Will Smith's failed Oscar baiting continues. The rest of the cast should've fucking known better.

Shoulda been his douchebag son.

"I took the last Jew thing!"

Might as well just call this Porn for Member Berries.

American Dad! Discussion Thread: “Roger’s Baby”

Pretty fun episode. Craig's story about why he hates Santa, followed by Edie's response, gave me a good laugh.

American Dad! a no-show on WOT again? What a goddamn surprise.

"I've been directing Christmas pageants for the last thirty years. There's no way there's a God."

"I brought him home safe and sound. And I made him spaghetti."

I really hope Molly Shannon's character gets more to do next season. That scene with the little boy in the grocery store mistaking her for his fat mom was just priceless.

Well, that was a dark fucking way to go out, even for this show. I really hope Gail's not dead, 'cause Mary Steenburgen's a goddamn treasure. Fingers crossed it was Gordon that took the bullet.

Seriously. He was in fucking Trumbo last year. Was two hours butting heads with James Franco really worth the paycheck?

All the more reason to fucking hate him.

The Weeknd: Meh
Twenty One Pilots: Insufferable
Bruno Mars: Fine
Lady Gaga: Good
Solange: Also Good
A Tribe Called Quest: Fantastic
The xx: Forgettable
Shawn Mendes: Terrible
Maren Morris: Also Meh

Well, all Monster Energy drinks deserve to be dumped out of a window, so maybe it was the right kind of advertising.