So Melissa's off the fucking deep end, Gail's trapped in an elevator, and Todd's popping and locking as therapy. That's much fucking better than a B-.

Don't mind me. Just stopping by for the obligatory new American Dad! reminder.

"Now, it's time to recruit my army."

Even by usual dark Simpsons standards, that couch gag was pretty fucked up. But I still laughed.

Fine, I'll say it. Maggie's ass in those jeans was clearly the MVP of this episode.

The Westworld tag at the end was the cherry on top.

Beck's "So much for defying gravity" when Kristen's Madeline dropped "Kristin Chenoweth" was pretty fucking great too.

Rocky, road, Greene, tea ice cream.

They might as well have called themselves "The zz." It was basically just glorified elevator music.

Pleasantly surprised we didn't get a Target Lady interruption too.

Wiig pushing boundaries a bit far is always more welcome than her repeating the same quirky-awkward routine for 90 fucking minutes.

Kate's Kellyanne is easily turning out to be her standout character of the year.

Well, at least Kristen kept the returning character count to a merciful two this time. So automatically, this was better than her first hosting gig. The cold open and Anderson Cooper sketch were the probably the funniest of the night, but dammit, I'm still a sucker for that "Whiskers R We" skit, with the added bonus…

It's Nick's treatment of Korra all over again.

So regular coverage is back? About fucking time! Now all they need to do is review the one episode they missed and we'll be back in business.

You can add Kirstie Alley and the worst Baldwin brother to that shitlist.

Just fucking end already, 2016. End before you take any more talented people with you!

Any way for this show to stay relevant, I guess.

Love him or hate him, the guy has one hell of a voice. Plus, the title track is a fucking jam. So yeah, I can fuck with this album.

Let the Amy Adams renaissance continue! She needs to win that goddamn Oscar already.