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Even the album title speaks for itself… except these guys already self-destructed years ago.

TONIGHT!

It's not even subtle anymore. Just as it should be.

Peri pretty much confirmed it when she wore that bowtie in "Beta."

It's sure gonna be interesting having Carl from Aqua Teen as part of the family. And hey, Lapis and Peri have a pet now! Let's just hope it can survive the other seasons.

Oh, I 'member!

Except even Darth Vader at the end looked better than Trump does now.

"Hey, Eric!"
"What the hell are you doing here?"
"Well, I wanna get the fuck off this planet, but they told me I had to take a number."
"Oh, no, no, no, you're a male chauvinist sexist pig, Butters, you don't get to go to Mars."

I loved that they included Cher in the crowd of people after her actual tweets of threatening to leave the planet. Her warbled singing of "If You Believe" and hunched-over walking with microphone in hand had me on the goddamn floor.

That opening was fucking amazing in every way. Hell, I didn't think they'd ever use Tom's Rhinoplasty again, but this was the perfect way to do so. The addition of Garrison's new Trump-esque stank faces was just the icing on the orange cake.

"You see, PC Principal, you helped create me. You insisted that I was a bigot, that I was an intolerant relic left over from another time. But now, I'm your president, and if there's one thing I've learned about becoming president, it's that your penis can get really dry. When all the skin on your penis is drying out

Her body, her rules.

Not exactly the ending I was hoping for, but I can't complain that much. It was still unpredictable as hell, and Leslie Jordan came back, even if just he ended up dying again.

Did they really have to cast that punchable-faced Redmayne douche as the lead? As much as I love the world of Harry Potter, I don't know if it's worth going back into with his ass headlining the next saga.

Holy fucknuts, another A from Dowd this year? Might as well check this off as a surefire Best Picture nominee too.

They're clearly gonna be his top intelligence team. He'll only trust outspoken assholes with the same mental capacity as him for all his top-secret briefings.

You mean these inbred fucktards' show has gone on for this long? Holy shit, A&E is an even bigger waste of a channel than I thought.

"So you're gonna throw away the prenup?"
"You stabbed me, you cuckolded me, you ruined my life. [whispers in Lindsay's ear] Better lawyer up, bitch."

Nah, this shit is a full A+. So bittersweet that it's their last album, but they went out with a hell of a bang. Just what we needed in this terrible fucking year.

You had me at Cho as fucking Shakespeare. Also, that fake-out ad with Billy Bob for Bad Santa 2 wasn't half-bad either.