"That was NOT my favorite Arbor Day."

"It's a good thing Gene Siskel was murdered by pirates 'cause this would've killed him."

American Dad! Discussion Thread: “Fight and Flight”

A C+? Really? That "The Last Suppa" play was too amazingly fucking ridiculous to not give it at least a solid B. And it made Cookie Crisp relevant again.

"I just slid my dick down your throat and you thanked me for it."

Her Shawkshank roleplay getup was equal parts sexy and disturbing as fuck.

"Takes a big man to come clean. Takes a bigger man to keep his pecker in his pants."

There's also another new American Dad! on tonight. Y'know, 'cause this site can never be consistent with mentioning its existence.

Zorn telling Craig to fuck off at the end gave me a good chuckle. Not a bad episode, but the future of the show still looks pretty bleak.

Goddamn, this was a depressing episode. A great one, but still depressing.

It was only inevitable we got yet another "Simpsons travel somewhere" episode. And this was easily among the most fucking forgettable.

"Like I said. I've built all of this."

"At first, I thought you and the others were gods. Then I realized you're just men. And I know men."

I'd be surprised if they didn't find him to do the show in some alley.

I lost it when Tyrone Biggums' decapitated head went off on an inspirational speech that spiraled into him reciting Whitney Houston's "I'm Every Woman." Felt just like I was watching the show again. Even if we won't see these characters again for a long-ass time, this was the perfect fucking way to bring them back.

What do you mean? He's always silently, maniacally laughing under his breath. He's just physically unable to express it with all that thick orange spray tan shit on his face.

"Hey, Mike Pence, sorry you looked at Magnum, P.I. once and got a quarter chub and you've been haunted by it ever since. And that's a gay Ginsburn!"

Omarosa has proven time and again what a despicable human being she is. No wonder she's still so fucking close to Trump after all these years.

Or they're probably just all too addicted to member berries.

#YallGotAnyMoreOfThatChappelle?