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You could feel the raw emotion from that performance. After all those wacky Hillary cold opens over the past year and a half, to end it all on such a bittersweet note, and doubling it as a tribute to Leonard Cohen, was as perfect as it could get. Easily one of the best cold opens in a long time.

Rocky, Perkins, Jerry.

"Well, with all due respect, Mr. Negan, in my line of work, when you're on your knees, they don't give you bubblegum. They give you penis."

"Middle school girls are fucking disgusting! Bitches, bitches! Ugh! Also, I can't believe you just said 'stuck her finger in her pussy' to me. I'm a little stunned."

Holy fuck, I just want 2016 to end. This week continues to be a goddamn nightmare.

It may be a cash cow for Fox. but holy shit, at some point, someone needs to say "stop." It's already gone beyond Glee levels of bad.

Oh, I 'member! 'Member Scientology? 'Member Tom Cruise? 'Member Stan's closet?

"Kyle, you gotta lighten the fuck up, buddy. Every day with you, it's, 'Dad, I feel guilty about this. Dad, I'm so confused about that.' You're a kid. You're supposed to just laugh and make fun of shit. Stop being such a pussy, okay, pal? Fuck!"

I liked how he didn't even specify which characters he was voicing. Just another "fuck you" to Family Guy, and it was great.

Compared to the other South Park "day after election" episodes, yes. By regular South Park standards, no.

None of us were. It's still hard not to feel sick about it. But at least with Garrison/Trump as president for the next four years, the comedy will write itself.

"He'sh reshting. He'sh had a bu-shy week."

For some reason, I couldn't stop laughing at the way they posed Caitlyn whenever she appeared. As bizarre as the Garrison/Randy plot was this week, it was still pretty on point in some areas.

How could this episode not have been all over the place? Donald Fucking Trump was elected president and they rushed their asses off to fix their mistakes. It wasn't terrible, though. The opening shot of Randy and other Turd Sandwich supporters reacting to the results was golden, and the Bill Clinton/Cosby side plot

I had a feeling Lee was gonna be the last one standing, but holy shit, the deaths of everyone else were brutal, especially the trespassing fans being burned at the stake. The return of Lana Winters next week will damn sure be interesting.

A smart sci-fi movie led by Amy Adams? Count me the fuck in, especially after this fucked up week.

"Now you got the glint too, bitch!"
"Bitch, I ain't got no glint!"

'Member Barry?

I'm kinda expecting PC Principal to attempt suicide or have some over-the-top, fully justifiable reaction like that.

Everyone who filled out "Harambe" on their ballots can shove an iron rod up their asses and keep it there. Fuck everything right now.