I've been physically sick about this fucking realization all day, and it's not going away. Con-fucking-grats, America. You royally fucked yourself beyond the point of no return, and we're all gonna pay.

There are no words. Just fucking misery. Dead, unbearable, four-year-long, orange skin-tanned, misogynistic misery.

Well, I was gonna post a recap of the new American Dad! here, but it looks like The A.V. Club already beat me to it. Who woulda guessed?

I'm in the vast minority here, but I like "American Fung." I think it was meant to be an episode going off the rails and crashing hard, and the way it purposely loses focus because of Fung Wah ruining everything cracks me up.

The last Mind Quad reference was in "Vision: Impossible" right before the show jumped to TBS. And the last Golden Turd story before this was in the final Fox episode, "Blagsnarst: A Love Story." Just so you're up to speed.

Just wait one more day…

He'd still leave Bordertown cancelled.

Am I fucking dreaming right now?! There's a review for American Dad! on this site again?! WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING?!
*checks Stray Observations*
Okay, it's just temporary. But still, holy shit.

I'm sure there's a secret Baby Num-Num tape out there Bob can use as blackmail for something.

Damn, I'm disappointed in Issa's ass. Gonna be interesting where the season goes from here.

Gayle's "Don't touch me" to Tandy was perfect too.

Just give JDM his damn Emmy already.

"Crazy son of a bitch. He's gonna slide."

"Just let me keep the fucking dog!"

"I will punch him again and again and again and again…"

THE A.V. CLUB
Angry, also hungry

How could you forget about that Frannie fanny?

Can Artemis Pebdani just get her own show when this one ends soon? She's currently the best (and arguably only good) fucking thing about it.

NOBODY'S SAFE!

HELL YEAH! THE DAD IS BACK, BITCHES! GET HYPED! But isn't it still a crime to mention it on this site?