Yeah, Melissa is really starting to scare the fuck out of me now.

The end with Kirk getting drunk during his rice sandwich tutorial YouTube video was pretty fucking funny. Not to mention that musical number. Point is, we definitely need more of Milhouse's dad.

"You run a whorehouse, not an orbital launch facility."

"dating marrying her"

Huh. I got more of a "human dreamcatcher on crack" vibe.

Especially the awkward slow jam ones. I watch this show to laugh, not to cringe.

Oh, I 'member.

You weren't hallucinating. That animated one was so fucking bizarre. I almost thought it was a rogue unfunny sketch until the "paid for" info showed up at the end.

Where the fuck is Rocky when you need him?

More like CumberCrotch action.

This may have earned a C, but after all that ass in her face, I'm pretty sure Aidy would give it an A.

[in Lil Jon voice] "YEEEEAAAAUHHHH!"

So… two more seasons of reminding us Flanders' life is fucking depressing as shit now? Gotcha.

"And if it's any consolation, I see people I blew all the time. We all live in the same town."

I'm seeing this for Tilda Swinton, period. If anyone can pull off a controversially cast female Tibetan monk, it's her.

This?! This got a higher grade than Doctor Strange?! The fuck is The A.V. Club smoking this time?

"Shelby wouldn't kill herself! She's too self-centered to commit suicide! I played her for six months! I know her better than I know myself!"

"Waitress is coming over. Here she is. Taking to me. Talking to me. My turn to talk. Neck mole. Boobs. Bye, waitress. I miss her."

"So then, I heated up the condom in the microwave and I got a turkey baster…"
"Wait, I need you to back up."
"Okay, so I wanted a Popsicle…"

"I ate those two blunts when the cops came home."