"Them titties ain't big."
"Sorry, I don't know the titty median around here."

"The others, did they continue as detectives?"
"They didn't continue as detectives. Fleurette was really into, like, fashion and-and-and music and singing and stuff, and you know her as Madonna."

Not gonna lie. That tiger was well-animated as fuck.

The kids already knowing about their parents' divorce and not giving a fuck about it was great. They still have zero personality, though.

I'm gonna miss Steven Tyler too. But hey, I guess it's his time.

This show gets weirdly more fun to watch every week, and I like how it's focusing just as much on Molly as it is Issa.

Speaking of Looking, I'm pretty sure that show holds the dong record.

That last shot of Maeve holding the bird and addressing that butcher by his name was so well fucking executed. My hype for the rest of the season just rose even higher! (Fingers crossed for more robo-orgies!)

Once again, Stephen reaffirms why he'll always be the least-favorite Baldwin.

"I just pointed. I don't want his 15-year-old dick pointing at my 15-year-old daughter. That was the point of that point."

Kyle as a black teenager having his kneecaps explode with Garrison's balls in them still takes the cake for me, but MLKKK's burning is definitely the most disturbing scene of the season… but probably not for long.

"Who the fuck are these e-mails to?! And what the… what the fuck is MarriedButHorny.com?!"

I guess you can say this is one "hot" mess a movie.

I'm really enjoying the fuck out of this season now. Even by AHS standards, this episode was especially gory. I damn near almost had enough when it came to the leg meat scene. I don't know what the fuck is gonna happen next, but I can't wait to find out!

Yeah, the Force Awakens bashing is a little too heavy-handed, and not as agreeable as the literal raping of Indiana Jones when Crystal Skull came out, but it ties in with J.J. Abrams being the puppetmaster behind the nostalgia craze that's happening, so I'll take it for now. I'm sure Matt and Trey are planning…

It's been a while since he actually put his "scientist" skills to good use, so seeing him act so serious about something for once is kinda refreshing. But I want his goofball personality to come back hard next season.

I fucking lost it when they quickly cut to Cartman pointing a flashlight at Heidi's vagina during the flashback rewind sequence of him seeing Ghostbusters. That, and the Mars space stations in his dreams being shaped like vaginas with balls.

I bet Hinckley 'members.

Wanna get high?

"When you're in that voting booth, remember: Every vote for Hillary Clinton is a vote that shows the world we agree that The Force Awakens was more like a Happy Days reunion special than a movie."