"Hey, you shut the fuck up!"
"Yeah, we're gonna kill you, 'member?"
"Ooh, I 'member!"

"Yeah, my parents never bonded with me on account I was born dead, so emotionally, they already buried their son, but then - oh, shit - dude's alive. Your parents suck too?"

"And I'm not gonna go back to Africa to find my roots 'cause, you know what? I'm fucking broke, dude! I'm broke! And stop being so likable!"

Hillary Anne Matthews slingshotting a baby carrot at Derek was so fucking satisfying.

Hardly anyone even comments here either. I like the weekly reviews, but compared to all the other dropped shows, it's a mystery why this one is still getting coverage.

Watched this last night stoned out of my fucking mind.

This show just loves jumping that damn zombie shark over and over, doesn't it?

1. "Fort Night"
2. "Full Bars"
3. "Tina and the Real Ghost"
4. "The Hauntening"
5. This One

Bitch, you ain't my friend just cuz you brown
Oh, shit went well, so now you wanna be down?
I overheard yo ass on the bus trying to clown
Get the fuck outta here or bow the fuck down

And of course Fischoeder roped Teddy into helping him steal the pumpkins and bikes for him.

"Hey, Vic, if I wanted my balls crushed and shoved up my ass, I'd stay at home."

I just realized Tony Revolori from The Grand Budapest Hotel is in this and he plays the thankless best friend. That's just wrong.

"So why don't we just get back in our arks and see where the flood takes us?"
"I'm guessing you think you're Noah?"
"I'm certainly not one of the jackasses if that's what you're implying it was."
"It was."

"Sometimes I watched Bill O'Reilly and pretended he was an older, stupider version of me."

My favorite:
"Mom, it's hard to explain. You wouldn't get it."
"I get that it's late and you're gonna burn the house down. It's like Kenny G's rehearsal space in here."

Well, Teddy didn't fucking die this week. Biggest twist of the series so far.

"Who steals a pumpkin?! Smash it if you're gonna do something!"
"Stop yelling!"
"Sorry, Edith. Someone took my pumpkin."
"T.M.I.!"

And to think, that orange demagogue was an SNL host almost a year ago. What a goddamn nightmare that was.

Ahem. That's SomeRandomGuy, to you, sir.

"Skinny women can do this for you."
"What is not a damn thing."