#RecallHoneyBunchesOfJost

Rocky, Jerry, Perkins.

"Please do not manterrupt me when I'm womaking a point, Michael."

"So how you doing? You okay with money? Really? 'Cause I heard you're in some debt. I'd like to help you out, but if I do, you're never gonna learn. Also, I don't have $19 trillion. I have $230 million."

Damn, what a strong finale. Both stories were great, especially the guy with a LaCroix addiction. And that last credits shot was too fucking perfect. Hope this one comes back for another longer season.

Never have been the biggest fan of Gaga, but "Million Reasons" is probably one of the best songs of I've heard this year. So I'm willing to give the rest of the album a shot, especially if Florence Welch is on it.

The fact that a PG-13 faith-based movie about Columbine even exists is fucking repulsive. Everyone involved in this mess should be ashamed.

If this doesn't come to a stop now, Perry's only next step will be to team up with Sandler and his gang of unfunny douchebags to create the most lethally idiotic PG-13 comedy of all fucking time.

"I have to keep up a fucking front."
"Ooh, I like this Trinity."

The fact that I'll never have to sit through that piss stain of a trailer for this shit ever again is enough solace for me.

You know goddamn well it's a fucking masterpiece when Dowd gives it a full A. I can already smell a Best Picture nom for this one.

'Memba the woodland critters?

Gerald's face after Dildo Shwaggins told him about his midget mom and giant dad was just as great.

Get over it.

This has gotta be the highest jump in quality between a second movie and the first I can think of. And it's about damn time we got a horror movie near Halloween worth seeing. I'm in.

Should've called it Jack Reacharound: Always Go Back. That at least would've made me care about this pointless-ass sequel.

Even I'm fucking surprised by how well this turned out. Everything from the real-life Shelby cheating on Matt with the actor who played him to Sarah Paulson now having an English accent just for the hell of it somehow worked. Now the season can really begin.

"You know, I'm standing there in line and you know what I do? I stick my finger in this chick's asshole. She turns to me and says, 'Hey, aren't you that guy running for president?' I say, 'Yeah.' She says, 'Why do you got your finger in my ass?' I said, 'I'm just keeping it warm, honey, 'cause that chick next to you…

His new shirt reading "Danishes for Denmark" on the front and "And Token's Life Still Matters" on the back was Cartman douche to the max.

"Make Star Wars Great Again"