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At this point, it's gonna be less than that. Turd Sandwich is gonna win. Still depressing no matter how you look at it.

Tee-hee!

Plot twist: Heidi's Cupid Me kills Cartman's Cupid Me.

"All trolls report in."
"PurpleHeadedQueefLicker, standing by."
"CheGomorrah, standing by."
"MLKKK, and I'm ready."
"Anonymous821 signed into multiple accounts, standing by."
"YoureFatAndDumb, standing by."
"SuperSexyLisa18, standing by."
"YourMomsTits, standing by."
"SkankHunt42, standing by."

No matter how bad this is, it still can't be as god-fucking-awful as Glee's butchering of Rocky. Truly one of the many, many nadirs of Ryan Murphy's career.

"Mine's called Jimmy's Spectacular Zoo of Wonder and Animal Friends Plus Cinnabons (No Edgars Allowed)."
"And you're a professional writer."

"Wow, you were Marxist until you got kinda sexist."

Moore and Trump are basically the same: fat, obnoxious assholes wearing stupid baseball caps who want America to take their preachy, ego-driven bullshit seriously. Except one of them could be the fucking president.

Nick and Winston's bow/handshake thing won the episode for me.

She would've grabbed that presidency by the penis.

"Ugh, Jesus. I gotta burp, my stomach's makin' noise, I'm tryna talk about World War II. It's too much."

"You mean, take a bunch of black kids and have them clean up the streets… like a chain gang. THAT'S THE WHITEST SHIT YOU'VE EVER SAID!"

"This place is a nightmare!"
"Nightmare? If anything, this place is a day stallion."

Yeah, I'm definitely starting to think this show's not gonna make it past this one season. The potential for a great comedy is there, but the payoff is fucking nonexistent. It's all just so… pointless.

"No wonder your husband pretended to be gay. Get the fuck away from me, you harpy."

"Oh, my fucking God."

"In hell, they make you watch them all in a row."

Don't know why they couldn't have just made up a fast food place for that sketch. Either way, that Cecily/Kate creepy twin pairing cracked me the hell up.

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