*mic drop*

#ReplaceJostWithRiblet

"Not all Russians are pure evil, okay? Some of us just like to chill, kick back, you know? Sing hottest new song in Russia."
A little bit of Monica by my side
A little bit of Monica on my right
A little bit of Monica on the roof
A little bit of Monica in the field
"That's actually not how that song goes."
"Yes, it is. In…

I'd give it a B+ just for Hannibal showing the fuck up, but Brett Gelman playing "The Guy" was so unexpectedly perfect. Not my favorite of the season, but still solid.

Only just saw an ad for this on TV for the first time the other day and can already tell it's gonna bomb harder than Jem and the Holograms. Such a fucking shame Maria Bello continues to star in reheated throwaway dog shit like this.

What could only make it more of an assault to the senses would be adding Schumer in as a double act. Just nothing but shrieking and fat vagina jokes for 90 minutes.

This show just keeps getting better every week. The realistically shitty acting in that failed sitcom pilot, followed by the fired TV son getting a boner in Sam's car, had me on the goddamn floor. And Celia Imrie continues to be an unorthodox comic treasure. At this rate, the series is Emmy-bound for sure.

Ike seemed to like it.

I just loved the way they made Dildo Shwaggins to look and act as troll-like as possible. His flute-playing in the tree in front of Gerald's bedroom window killed me.

The A.V. Club

I wouldn't give it a C-. A B or B- probably, 'cause holy shit, that was intense. Shelby's ankle getting smashed out of fucking nowhere (and Sarah Paulson's mortifying scream) was beyond brutal.

South Park: The Little Dick of Truth

The Book of Member Berries?

It's kinda startling how less shrieky Sheila is now. She actually sounds like a caring, devoted wife instead of the annoying nag she's been for years. It's only gonna make her finding out the truth all the more devastating.

"She stood six feet away and flashed it really fast."

"So hot, baby! Augh! Warm!"
[Ike stares calmly, Kyle in horror]

Yeah, there are definitely a lot of arcs right now that might be too much to juggle. The boys vs. the girls. Gerald and the trolls vs. Denmark. Randy vs. member berries. And of course, the goddam fucking election. Compared to last season, they've really taken this serialized format up a notch. So I'm just hoping Matt…

"I'm a boy, dagnabbit! And you know what? I'm proud of my little wiener! Mark my words! The moment is coming where you all need to decide: Are you with your kind, or are you with Uncle Kyle?"

Yeah, I've pretty much given up on this shitfest of a show. It's already gone from jumping the shark to raping it to death.

I'd rather do my fucking taxes than sit through this boring-looking pile of nothing.