I woke up on New Year’s Day with a truly brutal amount of credit-card debt thanks to an extreme personal financial emergency in the back half of 2019 that I had to max out my cards just to keep at bay. (bright side: I avoided becoming homeless! Barely! Because I got a job literal in-the-same-week days before all would…

Should be Cheetos-breaded.

Me First and the Gimme Gimmes still hold the title. I don’t care how gimmicky their shtick was.

I hear you. And in multiplayer games, jesus christ, don’t cheat; few things suck more than playing against someone with wallhacks or aimbots or equivalents, where no matter what you do, you instantly and automatically lose. If your cheating lessens someone else’s enjoyment, you are filth and scum and I hope you suffer…

Some people took issue with the game’s portrayal of cops and Spider-Man’s relationship to them. Kotaku’s Heather Alexandra critiqued the game’s black and white approach to law enforcement as predominantly unimpeachable good guys and criminals as violent anarchists, but she wasn’t alone. The Ringer, Deadspin, and Dot…

They are gonna get ALOT of paper towels.

Eternally?

This can only end in one possible way: Mama John has to start dating again, and they rebrand the comany as “Uncle Roger’s” pizza, the pizza that wants to cop a feel as it sloppily tucks you into bed at night.  Papa John can deliver pizza to you on alternate weekends and for three weeks in the summer.

I wish Thanos would snap his fingers and make half of Trump’s administration disappear.

It’s lower case bro, not upper case Bro.

Yeah, I love this. Could do without the bro-lift, but this is a very tasteful homage.

He shouldn’t have asked for a litre of cola.

Not gonna lie. I was 14 when it came out so I have nostalgic feelings for dumb comedies of that era, but Airheads.

One of the reasons why I left the profession (I was in print, not TV, for what it’s worth, so at least my shame wasn’t caught on camera) was because I just came to loathe the inhumane ways in which my bosses expected me to treat people. Here’s a prime example: We got a report into the office late one night about a…

Kilmeade must not have seen the event’s worst ad of the night, which used a portion of one of Martin Luther King Jr.’s anti-capitalist sermons in an effort to hawk Dodge pickup trucks.

The author made another very good point: access to alternative transportation (cabs/trains/uber/Lyft) ABSOLUTELY helps the problem. Proof? I know of manyOVI/DUI-centric attorneys in recent years who have had to expand their practices into other areas to make up for the loss in revenue caused by cell phone enabled…