This gave me all the feels!

What in the Easy Listening fuck is that?!

I really thought that said Gretchen Weiner...

Colored greens. *giggle

Both my grandmothers (SC and LA) spoke of ingesting turpentine.

My pastor cannot carry a tune in a bucket. As a lightskin, he’s in extreme denial about this.

Happened to me once. I grabbed a pair of needle nosed pliers and pulled. Voilà, magic !

MJB Just Fine sets my mood for the day. And Mary Mary’s Get Up can get me going. Some days I rely on Lil Wayne I’m Goin In,Outkast’s B.O.B, Method Man and Redman’s Da Rockwilder or some Project Pat

I enjoyed this movie.

OK so I read the article and then watched the video. Look, I was seriously expecting someone’s half drunk uncle or cuzzin Pete to be at the helm. This dude is like 12 with this ingenuity! If he and ol dude who makes bbq in the filing cabinet get together, they’d be unstoppable!

OMG that’s what he looks like?! Lawd! He ain’t putting nobody to Bed no mo!

I’ve watched season 2 à few times. That was enough for me to connect any dots. It’s pretty boring.

Steak-umms. That is all.

It literally looked like he was beating her and banging her head on the floor because she had the audacity to disobey him. He’s banging her head and saying, “Why you not listen to me?! Why you not listen to me?!” Ugh. I’m so disgusted.

I’m really loving this show.

I just started watching again. I only watch seasons 1, 3, 4 and 5 tho. Season 2 sucks ass. Fight me.

Roll Tide, Roll!

OK so I forgot all about this version of Total’s Kissing You and the video. I hinkle after that Oh Honey remix, I was completely through with the original.

I always have packets of Kool-aid and Top Ramen in my house...for the culture. I’on drink that mess, I’on eat that mess. Gotta be dying of thirst and/or hunger. I think I just outgrew it. And I only have like Tropical Punch and Sharkleberry Fin or some shit.

Oh believe me, employees notice. I remember when I worked in retail and we’d get the requisite 300 cases of toys per truck for the holiday season and we’d all open boxes and pontificate upon the fact that we’d get 12 cases of blonde dolls of a particular type and 2 cases of brunette and one case of scary looking black…