Spanking = teaching a kid you can get what you want with violence.

I am sorry that you felt that this incredibly diverse group of winners at this awards show was so boring and elitists. I guess that acknowledging that Asian, Latino’s and African Americans were represented AND winners who were called up on the stage is too much of a bother for you and not entertaining for you at all…

That said, I fully endorse this joke because I will never get tired of watching actresses pretend to eat food.

Call me when it's on Android, Kotaku. I wouldn't go back to that other product ever again.

I wouldn't know. Its only on DouchbagOS.

The scene where Mellie watches the interview with Fitz broke my heart a little. She's practically bouncing up and down, she's so excited he paid attention to her for five minutes and it didn't involve a fight of some kind. And then her little "I love this part", followed by the scene where she tries to get ahold of…

By "sexy" you mean really gross since Fitz is a disgusting man and one of the worst characters on television - right?

To the "concern" trolls posting/malingering in this thread: Please stop pretending to give even the slightest shit about this girl's health. Just stop. No one is buying it.

So glad you had a photo of my boyfriend on the side, Idris Elba, at the top of the list. As soon as I started to read this, he was the first name who came to mind as actual sexiest man alive. (Sorry, Mr. Seal.)