I still miss Grantland. It was a good thing.



One day a font will be invented with smoke coming from it, to indicate the hotness of the takeness.

ETA

Maybe comparable to Ricky Williams taking off ‘04-’05 to go smoke weed and shit?

“BREAKING: Sources say Woj is moving to start a new basketball vertical at the Christian Science Monitor. Story to come.” - Chris Broussard.

ESPN had better get it together or they’re gonna start losing business and I will twitter block them. Woj has never once responded to one of my tweets so I blocked the sucker. Yahoo better start “looking into” giving me a job or they get the block too.

Go fuck myself? *Jerks off to the Superbowl highlights* drew, shoulda thought that through more!

actually, he’s amazing at his job.

I would love to be the loser who makes $40M per year to be shitty at his job. God, I hate Goodell.

The sooner people realize McCarthy is in the top 5 of the funniest people who ever lived ever the better off we’ll all be.

Before anyone starts with all of this “It’s because he’s black” crap, let me point out that Wayne Gretzky, despite all his amazing accomplishments, is also not in the Football Hall of Fame.

RIP Uncle Phil.

Imagine this... Brady’s speech as he accepts MVP trophy: “I have been talking about this with my family, and so at this time I would like to announce my retirement. Thanks to all the fans who voted to award me this MVP trophy and who have rooted for me throughout my career. And to Roger Goodell, I would just like to…

And will inevitably play him in the Peter Berg film based on the true story

+1 draft pick lost

“You think that’s bad—you should see my videos of the things they say at practice”

It doesn’t matter if the NY Times approached them. If they weren’t famewhoring assholes, they would’ve told the NY Times that they don’t discuss their family’s private issues publicly. That they didn’t do that says it all.

It’s too bad that, even with Aaron’s fame, they couldn’t continue to have the same kind of tight father/son relationship that Michael and Joe Jackson had.

alternate headline:

Mr. Kurtis Blow-Basketball