Oh please.. she clearly means no disrespect. Looking as far into it as you did makes you look petty af. Just move on, bruh.

“So let me get this straight. The long hand is the minute hand and the short hand is for hours?”

“Nigger Leave” and a penis? It was either some white kid or the aliens from Arrival?

That last line about Oprah was more difficult to get through than I could have imagined. Theologians are trying to crack it as we speak to figure out just what the fuck this man was trying to say.

At 3:53 he reaches critical mass. It was clear that he brought that “embarrassing dad” bag of dances that folks can do the beginning of but can never finish when he finally pulled out the C-Walk.

It’s this niggas sister. Has to be.

I’m surprised that he didn’t try to light his smoke with his gun.

But most of those are freeway miles tho so the cars essentially brand new.

The apocalypse will be wearing a red Cowboy hat and rainbow colored boa.

Diary of A Mad Woman.

“Sorry blackie. Only us whites are allowed to have debilitating illnesses from the toxic sludge enveloping our cities air.”

I wonder what her verse would have been if Tiffany recounted something interesting happening?

“Please don’t be Florida. Please don’t be Florida!”

Plus the fact that it essentially ripped of Captain America: First Avenger, gets overlooked in every conversation.

Trump supporter dating app? Must be for folks who are tired of fucking themselves.

Y’all tripping if you ain’t expect this. I did my due diligence at one of they movies when I took the old lady to see Fifty Shades Freed. Ask me if I picked up my popcorn bucket off the floor when we left!?.... nope! Sure didn’t.

I left my coupon at home. Can I still get the discount Beyonce.

(Black) History Month.

Mike Pence talks to god? Lucky mfer is probably on a first name basis too. I’m jealous af. Whenever god asks me to do his bidding he always begins with “hey chief!”