The media would get better answers from an actual cow behind the microphone as opposed to this metaphorical one.

You’ve never eaten grits?

I would expect no less from this salty cracker.

I just want to see him whispering on the Big Brother Couch to Ross about how horrible it was to work there.

That’s where I got the last bit of my comment from. He said that he asked Putin if he interfered, he says “no!” Then Trump said that he asked him again, but in a “totally different way” (he actually said that!!!) and he said “no!” Again, aaaaaand Trump felt as if that was sufficient enough so he dropped the subject.

If he looked him directly in the eyes as he said it then I’m sold.

Trump said that he “strongly” said that he’s innocent? Ok. I’m willing to believe him, but only if he asks him a second time, but in a totally different way.

We shouldn’t have to raise money for education.

That’s my point as well. Fandom is anything if not inconsistent. It’s ok for Richard to be an idol after he set himself on fire freebasing cocaine but him potentially sleeping with another man is a bridge too far?

I wouldn’t worry too much. From what I gather off of mrs. Pryors comments, the coke of today is so weak it would probably only make you want to give some guy a hand job.

Maybe Steve Harvey can spread some of that black excellence to Trump and introduce him to the cat who made his toupees. I don’t know what trumpasaurus would look like with a high top, but seeing the secret service inside of Sally’s would make my morning.

Cheddar man looks like someone’s hustlin’ ass uncle that they probably call “chedda man.”

According to Matthew Knowles, if you were dark skinned your plan wouldn’t have worked out.

Dark skinned Beyonce! You must mean Kelly Rowland,

The problem wasn’t the commerciality of her location. It was her sign on the table that read: “Fuck with me you know I got it”.

“You’ve got one half of the room filled with some very nice people going crazy, and the other side filled with bad hombres, going not so crazy. Luckily for me the SOTU drew many people into the chamber other than white nationalist which as you know means big huge ratings... so big and huge I created a new word which…

They could have had two holograms of Prince. Timberlake would have still been the most transparent thing on the stage.

This makes their win all the more sweeter knowing that Brady, Bellichek, and Robert Kraft would have slithered up the steps of the White House like some snakes to kiss Trumps ass. Hopefully this is one disappointment of many for Donald Trump as he makes his unceremonious exit out of the Oval Office.

Yeah, it ain’t like she stopped a bullet.

Naw. He’s too much a fuck boy for all that.