Perfectly fine watching his fellow man get hacked to pieces but touch an animal and they’re out? This certainly can’t be a normal train of thought.....can it?

I haven’t seen this one yet, but I just wanted to chime in here and say that in my experience, there’s always been an obnoxious sector of the horror movie-viewing public whose need to go “that’s the stupidest shit I’ve ever seen, it’s terrible” scales up in direct proportion to how much a given movie terrified them…

That, sir is a pure Deadspinian response...to someone who commented on their own comment.

*thought cloud above her head*
“There it goes, into the woods, never to be recovered, the Father’s Day beej you could have had.”

Deeply internalized self-hatred consumes every fiber of my being.

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

it really is. My favorite part isn’t even in the video, though. It’s this...

“Jordan would have broken his arm”

“He .... has been wearing a soft cast.”

*takes a deep drag on his cigarette*
We all are

Marvin Harrison trails TO in nearly every statistical category and benefited greatly from having one of the best QBs in NFL history throwing to him and has probably killed/had his cousin kill at least one person.

A rich, old, white man offering to use his own money to bring in and house young, athletic boys from all over the world under the guise of “Football.”

Sure, what could be wrong with that?

Even with Numbers, I’d give them the side eye. #2 all time in Receiving yards(for now). #8 All time in Receptions, #3 all time in REceiving TD’s.#5 all time Total Touchdowns. lol thats as clear cut First ballot as it can get. But yea we all know they didnt vote him in simply because they didnt like him and wanted to…

Good, fuck those writers who didnt put in him First ballot where he deserves. NFL HoF and MLB HoF voters are fucking retarded. TO not being first ballot reminds me of those 3 guys who didnt Vote Ken Griffey Jr in. Some people just have to let everyone know they have “some” bit of power whenever possible.

I’m pretty much on board with this. It is SUCH a TO thing to do, but in this case I’m with him. The fact that he wasn’t a first ballot selection is actually a fucking travesty.

Good, fuck those writers who didnt put in him First ballot where he deserves. NFL HoF and MLB HoF voters are fucking retarded. TO not being first ballot reminds me of those 3 guys who didnt Vote Ken Griffey Jr in. Some people just have to let everyone know they have “some” bit of power whenever possible.

This is probably the biggest moment of his professional career and he justifiably doesn’t want to spend it around an audience where 20-30% of them A) don’t think he should be there and B) actively campaigned against him getting in.

“ “I don’t want to belong to any club that would have me as a member.”

Counterpoint: He should’ve been a first-ballot unanimous selection and is righteously petty about it.

He clearly hasn’t been to the Winking Lizard Tavern on Fulton.