People would probably be a lot more sympathetic if he actually admitted to what he did, accepted responsibilty, and sought to “be a better person” going forward, or whatever. When the crime is sexual in nature (involving a *minor*!!!), it makes all of the previous stuff even harder to sympathize with.

I can’t, under any circumstances, wrap my head around taking a guilty plea for sexual assault of a child if you did not sexually assault a child. If he felt rail-roaded, he could have plead no-contest or perhaps even an Alford plea. I can’t say one way or the other if he really did it, but in his current position he…

and run for Alabama Senate

Now there’s nothing for him to do over the summer other than to choke the chicken.

I am tired of these jokes about my giant campaign slogan. The first such incident occured in 1969 when....

It is a shame that one bad decision has ruined this promising judge’s career.

Emmitt Smith: So that’s why they call it an “oldbitchuary.”

In lieu of flowers, please send the name of a good therapist.

Let me play something nostalgic for you, “Joel.”

Burner created today, and leaning WAY hard into the caricature aspects.

Gotta respect the effort to type that whole thing up though, whoever puts together the troll materials for mother Russia is putting in the work.

Trump supporters that have been turned off by his extreme nationalist rhetoric

Nice try, Dmitri. Now fuck off.

Join us. Together we will can rule the galaxy!

If you have to lie about why you canceled your event, then have your state-run media lie about why you canceled your event, you might just have to admit you’re the kid in class who’ll never have anyone come to his birthday party.

You were not incorrect to post this twice.

God I hate that movie.

Subject: On behalf of the millions of AWLs