I’m giving you plenty of time to ketchup.

I find that quote upsetting in so many ways, not the least of which is that Mitt Romney apparently thinks “hot dog” is a meat.

You’ve got to get to the meat of the matter, lettuce help you do it!

To some extent it seems that soccer is the ideal medium for these temper tantrums.

If a riot like that started near me I would have gotten my buns outta there.

If they security had just made a small divot in the middle of the crowd, everything would have been fine.

These kinds of soccer riots aren’t exactly rare, either.

I thought steamed hams was more of an Albany thing.

Mayor McCheese is gonna be pissed.

I don’t think these fan’s protests were well done.

Angry Hamburger would be a great band name.

My grill looks like that every time I cook hamburgers. Not sure why this is newsworthy.

de(devil)tails

This case will move fast, can’t afford to play ketchup.

A fate not to be relished.

Often I get into arguments about American sports adopting relegation as if it would be some magic competitive bullet. Imagine what the scene would be like if college football teams did this? Rioting would be the least thing to worry about if a team, say Alabama were get sent out of the SEC to the Southland Conference.…

Police were on the scene grilling bystanders about the incident and took away several suspects in a pattywagon.

The Julie B v. Burneko exchange was the best. I enjoy Burneko for his drawn-out insults. But, Julie B! WOW! “Perhaps then, you can understand life’s priorities are far more expansive than your finger’s racing proclivity to type vitriol” is an amazing burn. The come back was just ok.

A virus? But I bought that McAffee thing back in 2003 so I should be good.