I think the thing to remember about Sherman’s trash talk is: he did some master’s level coursework in communications at Stanford. I don’t in any way think that makes what he’s said inauthentic, but I would posit virtually all of it has been pretty strategic. Sometimes he drives me nuts, but mostly I’ve found him…

One of the most-rumored destinations is the Patriots, which would be weird as hell.

call me a hater all you want. This is my favorite moment of his career.

The Legion of Boom’s realization that they won’t call holding if you do it on every single play might be the greatest football innovation since the forward pass.

Besides the actual victims and their families, he is the person my thoughts have turned to most. I have so much sympathy for what he must be going through. To be publicly and nationally blamed for an incident over which he not only had no control, but in which he actually behaved rationally. My heart goes out to him…

I bet she didn’t allow any guns in the school that day.

Well one of them gets paid too much money for some supposed talent, disgraces the country every time they open their mouth, and hangs around with a lot of no good grifters and shady motherfuckers.

...no mention of Deputy Scot Peterson, the armed school officer who lingered outside in safety during the mass shooting...

He also beat a kid in the hospital at NCAA Football 98-35. He’s my favorite non JR Smith player.

You know what you athiests are to us agnostics? Just another religion. Ask an atheist what happens when you die and they’ll give you an answer. We don’t even give enough of a shit to do that.

Ummmm Peyton and Eli Manning were the sons of an NFL QB... They hardly had to “Pull themselves up by their bootstraps from their modest background.” Same can be said for Andrew Luck. I would venture to say that the exact OPPOSITE rings true of successful QB’s. MOST come from “privileged upbringings.”

“We don’t have the whole story as yet.”

You are a complete douche, justifying his boorish behavior and employing specious qualifications attributed to a urologist and yourself due to the enhanced girth of your genitals/ego which seem indiscernable from one another. Unlikely you’ll be called for your expert testimony however loath you may be to being ignored.

It’s almost like there was a very recent expose in which high-level Mavs executives upheld a culture of sexual harassment and Mark’s not-all-that-convincing excuses as to why this happened under his nose didn’t hold much water given a. how much he says he personally handles much of the organization’s running and b.…

This is Deadspin, where we take ourselves serious, one comment at a time. Btw, have you heard my most recent dick joke? It’s a long one!

When you delude yourself into believing that pro sports games are patriotic events you make yourself vulnerable to becoming all types of stupid.

In the first round.

Who was drafted as a QB.

African American’s like Eric Crouch and Tim Tebow? Get outta here with your shit.