This woman shouldn’t have access to a stapler, let alone firearms.

Clearly she is drunk. Like, all the time.

She’s not being made to look like a loser, she’s being made to look like a LUH-HEEEEEEW-ZUH-HURRRRRRR.

pretty sure i bought it at pier 1 for like $1 while my wife looked at knickknacks then proceeded to scratch myself with it in public til she left out of shame

Next time a staircase threatens to harm you in your own home ...

Bullying is punching down. This is a wealthy white woman working as a mouthpiece for an organization that dishes out political donations in the tens of millions. This isn’t punching down. This is bringing someone who deserves it down a peg.

I accidently sprayed myself with too much perfume because I am a GENIUS.

No such thing as too much Perfume Genius

Unfunny people have to stick together, huh?

i have the same back scratcher that the good dad is shaking at his bad teen at the end, and it is my most prized possession

Son of a bitch!

Fuck!

Bam Margera’s legacy lives on.

No one else does this fuck face, it is widely praised in the industry as being unique and taking a ton of work.

That’s only going to happen if the younger generation of men is demonstrably different than the one that’s aging out. Culturally and structurally, not much has happened to make men change, so I don’t hold out much hope that there will be passive change as a result of a generation dying out. I still see a ton of…

“I guess that was the short program,” Tessa said, watching the smoke rise from the end of her cigarette.

Wouldn’t it be amazing if they got together and they just had zero chemistry in bed? Like two laundry bags tumbling down the stairs.

oh my god what if they really aren’t fucking and then they fuck and it’s nowhere near as good as the ice dancing