Bill Polian is also really worried about all those short people moving into his neighborhood, those short people going to school with his grandchildren, and those short people wearing those fancy patterned clothes to see that superhero movie about the fictional land of short people that just came out last weekend.

I was also a fan of BBQ (Big Beautiful Quarterback) and, borrowing from Charles Barkley, the Round Mound of Touchdown

+1 “Is his girlfriend named Molly?”

My favorite nickname in over 40 years of watching sports. Still makes me giggle every time.

#HeAteMe

Two fun facts:

There’s a reason why he’s an ex-NFL GM and not a current one.

That’s superbowl champion Jared Lorenzen to you

Science not in yet.

To be fair, he thought “magic” was a street name for meth.

that too lol. his blackness immediately tells me he’s not a pocket passer, and that he lacks the grittiness required for the job.

The Round Mound of First Down > *

I’m an Abominable Throwman fan myself

Thank you for reminding me of the singular joy that is/was Jared Lorenzen’s rumbling 3-step-dropback.

He definitely grabs his junk like a first rounder.

“Lamar Jackson is just too short to play QB in the NFL. He can’t even outplay his brother Willis, and he’s always getting pushed around by The Gooch.”

What’s the difference between Mayfiend and Jackson, besides that Jackson was better on a worse team...HMMMMMMMMMMMMM

Yet he said Baker Mayfield, who is shorter, is a first round quarterback. Okay.